Written by H.Powell

Friday, 1 January 2010

Yesterday (New Years Eve 2009), Arsenal forward Robin Van Persie was seen by me having a crafty fag in a club with friends.

Van Persie, currently injured long-term, was sat, clearly trying to avoid detection, in a shut away booth at an anonymous club in London. Van Persie was said to have arrived at the club at about 8:00pm, not leaving until 3:00pm. Eye-witnesses have claimed to have smelt drugs, however this story is thought to be highly unlikely.

Arsenal club captain Cesc Fabregas was rumoured to have been with Van Persie at some stage, but it is said that he was NOT smoking.

What Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger will make of this is for all to see.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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