Orlando, Fla - (Hanky-Panky): Tiger Woods' multi-million dollar Chervron sponsorship has bombed.
A a steamy hole-in-one sex romp video, posted on the YouBoob! internet site, has seriously questioned his he-man reputation.
The footage, featuring stunning 25 year-old 40FF-24-34 blonde casino PR Rachel Uchitel and the 14-times champ, sent worried Chevron PR executives reeling.
Dubbed the One Minute Wonder the graphically explicit tussle shows off Ms Uchitel's lively fore play talents most admirably.
But macho sex symbol Woods comes out of it flaccidly after a mere 60-second foray 'up the fairway.'
"This kind of behavior isn't exactly sponsorship material," an LA FagHagSlagMag editorial commented today.
And Woods' big oil backers may agree.
"Chevron was already seriously miffed to see his crashed Cadillac Escalade SUV had been running on Exxon-Mobil gas," the columnist continued.
"But a mistress with I LOVE CONOCO PHILLIPS tattooed on her ass? Come on!"
