Blushing Meadows - (Caster Semen-ya Mess): Tennis ace Serena Williams has tested positive for hermaphrodykism after slamming a line judge's footfault call a load of old balls.
The world number two seed suffered a menopausal hot flush spasm when the tournament referee joined in the fracas branding her a mean-assed lesbian ho.
Hawkeye footage replay shows Williams's panties frothing with testosterone as the final set slanging match went into injury time.
The former world champion also faces $$$s in fines but is confident of recouping the money - and some! - after posting the footage on internet auction site eGay.
Maria Sharapova is coming over later for a therapeutic rub-down at Williams' Muff Empress Suite hotel rooms.
That particular score remains at love-all.
