Serena Williams, the winner of 39 Grand Slam tennis titles, and who has spent an incredible 319 weeks of her career as Women's number 1, finally decided to call it a day yesterday, and announced her retirement from the game. Williams, 37, chose, i...
There was drama on another level in the third round of the French Open tennis tournament at Roland Garros yesterday, when three-time winner Serena Williams lost in straight sets to unseeded Sofia Kenin, and then threatened to kill her. Kenin, only...
Maria Sharapova, Nr 1 world's best female tennis grunter, has admitted her secret weapon, screaming like a pregnant moose on the global tennis courts, was caused by using viagra to get her horny (Famous Louis van Gaal pep talk comment to his supersta...
Wimbledon, London - World number one seed Serena Williams is up the duff if Wimbledon tournament rumors are to be believed. A 3-0 game of double faults saw the winner of 32 Majors pull out early citing women's problems and a 'lack of balls'. U...
Blushing Meadows, NY - "Serena Williams beware," an International Sartorial Tennis Association stylist said today, "those orange shorts/panties just gotta go or your Grand Slam dreams will end up tits-up." The women's World No 1 seed was being bee...
CHICAGO - Oprah Winfrey has expressed the fact that she really and truly misses being in the celebrity limelight and actually feels like a fish out of water. She recently revealed that she had no idea that not being the focus of so many people's l...
HOLLYWOOD - Hot on the heels of the brand new reality show The Beverly Hills Nannies comes the new show The Beverly Hills Fannies. While The Beverly Hills Nannies deals with an exclusive Rodeo Drive nanny placement agency, The Beverly Hills Fannie...
Andy Murray was today sensationally awarded the Mens Single title at Wimbledon after an amazing turn of events that saw Roger Federer fail to turn up for the Final after being arrested in the middle of the night. An anonymous caller to the Metropo...
Serena Williams was spotted purchasing a pair of Adidas shackle shoes at an Adidas retail outlet on Main St. in Santa Monica, California. The shoes were specially ordered for Williams. "I purchased the shoes because I've experienced problems in t...
Niccolo Colonna leader of the Italian mafia in Palermo made a statement to the National Enquire that his favorite fashion designer Ashlely Olsen looks like Serena Williams his favorite tennis player. "Both their faces look identical, only with S...
The US women's open final this year was full of thrills and spills and they had nothing to do with the tennis after Sam Stosur (a real woman by the way despite her butch name) trounced Serena Williams 6-2, 6-3. But as usual Serena stole the show and...
LOS ANGELES - Noted motion picture producer Sheboygan Saddlewood has just announced that he will be producing and directing the TriMoon Films production of Serena and Venus Williams - The Two Big Mama's of Tennis. The film will star Queen Latifah...
Speaking after her 6-3, 3-6, 6-1 win over Aravane Rezai in Wimbeldon the Women's Wimbledon Winner was emotional, and claimed to be drained. "Rezai gave me a massive game," Williams said. "Especially in the second set. For a time I was actually wor...
Retired Maths teacher Eric Nonce faces further questioning by Dorking Vice Squad. The member of the public has already been named as the one who used crossword expertise to 'out' Celebrity Imogen Thomas as' A Smooth Minge' during a local Surrey Qu...
Last year in Australia Serena Williams got all mens (non-gay) hearts racing by flashing her very muscular buttocks underneath her flesh-coloured panties. In fact Jaggedone reported on this "flashy" story, which caused over 80's male tennis fans to...
CLEVELAND - Venus and Serena Williams two of tennis world's super stars were in town visiting one of their aunts Mimosa Rashonda Bloomington. Venus was asked by a reporter for The Cleveland Morning Messenger newspaper about the rumors that first s...
Canada's popular conjoined Dionne quintuplet sisters pulled off a major upset at the Canadian Open Wednesday when they defeated top-ranked sisters Serena and Venus Williams 6-1, 6-2 in a match that lasted barely 20 minutes. The shocked Williams si...
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