St.Paul, Mn.- Vikings Quarterback, Brett Farve, has retired after He woke with a start and realized he had fallen asleep at a post-game party given in his honor. Still groggy, he took a sip from his cocktail and spit it out. "Damn!" he said, "The ice has melted. How long have I been asleep, anyway?"
His friends laughed. "Brett, you hit that couch two hours ago and fell asleep as soon as the waitress handed you that drink.". Brett looked around the room. Most of his teammates were in their twenties and having the time of their lives, while he could barely remember how he got there.
"Look, I know this party is supposed to be for me, but I'm just dead tired. You guys have your fun." He said, heading for the door, "I'm going to retire. See you in the morning".
