Pig Ugly Spanish defender Carlos Puyol says he won't wash his hair

Funny story written by Chamone

Monday, 29 June 2009

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Not the player he used to be anymore

Hideously ugly Barcelona defender Carlos Puyol has refused point blank to either cut of wash his hair in order to boost the image of Spain abroad.

The lank-haired, fat-nosed deformed bastard cheat says that he gets a Samson-like extra boost from his flowing greasy locks. Cutting his hair would be like "Cristiano Ronaldo stopping being gay", he said.

Puyol is just another adding further to Spain's legendary hatred abroad.

Spain were humiliated by the USA in the Confederations Cup Semi-Final which they lost and everyone knows that Spanish people in general are ugly little midgets who go into newsagents and steal pencils and slush puppies when no ones looking.

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