Mclaren Appointed As Argie Boss

Written by Dan Oughton

Friday, 6 June 2008

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Total twat, Steve Mclaren, has declared his love for Argentina, as a result of this, the Argentinian FA have appointed the prick as manager.

Recent studies have shown that Mclaren's Father was originally french and that his Mother was Argentinian, this could be why England wont be featuring in Euro 2008 over the next few weeks.

Mohammad Al Fayed has released another conspiracy into the wild yesterday after claiming that Mclaren is in fact a nice guy with lots of football knowledge.

Al Fayed will be undergoing a court sentence on the week commencing the 17th June after being charged with 'Lying'.

Mclaren's decision to play Scott Carson was always thought of as perculiar but we have gained information that tells us of Mclaren's devious plans.

The reason that Scott Carson played is because he took David James and Paul Robinson on a drinking fest the night before the big game. Since then, James and Robinson have not been seen. Also, CCTV footage of the game itself shows Mclaren raising the right side of the goal post England were defending in the first half, then lowering it again at half time. The reason there were no witnesses is because John 'Six Chins' Prescott was obscuring the crowds view of everything. Prescott has been seeking revenge on the Country after he was thrown out of office.

Some say...well...I say, this evidence is proof that Mclaren is a Wanker a plain and simple Twat. Also that John Prescott has failed to lose any weight what so ever.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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