Soccer Starlet Ronaldo Supports Male Cross Dresser Prostitute Charity

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Sunday, 4 May 2008

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Cutie Torta de Azucar celebrates scoring with Brazilian Soccer Star Ronaldo

Brazilian soccer phenom Ronaldo has launched his own personal charity to support the plight of male transvestite prostitutes in Rio.

Cutie Torta de Azucar told the Rio de Janeiro press about Ronaldo's unexpected generosity:

"I know the esoccer world will be eshocked and the eshy philanderer, no that's not the word, philanthropist, si, will be eself-effacing but I must tell the world about the un eselfish kindness of Ronaldo.

"Me and dos de mis compadres, Angelita de dos gran boobies y su amante Vaya Abajo Siempre were just turning tricks on the Avenida de las Putas . Entonces, this gran coche pulls up and we are ewisked away to a penthouse sweet where we are treated to all of the fine things in life(y Ronaldo es un very fine thing,let me etell ju!) I never had it tan buenissimo!

"I elove Ronaldo's charitable efforts on behalf of us poor wretches of the estreets. I only hope he keeps his promesa that we three queens of "Orient R"(nuestra barrio de Rio) will be his ESaturday night especiales por anhos pahsahdos!"

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