Tampax, Florida - (Ass Mess): World tennis No 6 seed Andy Roddick has stunned friend and family alike by announcing his engagement to topless bikini model Hooklyn Dicker (sic).
The news was immediately taken as an early April Fools Day spoof in the mens' steamy changing rooms at Flushing Meadows, Roland Garros and Wimbledon where Roddick is something of a man's man legend.
The 25 year-old US tennis ace made the announcement on his website today after a solid decade's performance as a confirmed bachelor out of the Rock Hudson mould.
Ms Dicker is a firm centerfold favorite on the exotic pharmaceuticals aficionados' magazine Snorts Illustrated.
Her luscious 36DD-24-35 figure will also feature promninently on the 2008/9 Victoria's Beaver catalog as well as the American Spread Eagle Naturist Spa's Xmas poster campaign.
"We give it until the French Open," an LA FagHagSlagMag editorial said today.
Maria Sharapova is one hot ass.
