Bolton Wanderers a certainty for relegation

Funny story written by Josh Cooper

Thursday, 25 October 2007

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Who will be left picking up the trash after Megson fails?

Championship season tickets have gone on sale today at Bolton Wanderers, after the appointment of Gary Megson at the Reebok Stadium has increased the prospect of playing lower league football next season dramatically.

At the foot of the Premiership, the 'Trotters' look towards Megson, who has won just 7 of 48 premier league games and has managed the likes of West Bromwich Albion, Norwich, Leicester City, Stoke along with a number of other rubbish clubs, to kick start their flailing campaign.

Megson who is more used to managing Championship clubs than he is UEFA cup pedigree teams, rubbed his hands gleefully at the chance to ruin yet another successful football club.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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