Today, millions of truffle sniffing Frenchmen and their mistresses are waking up with a sore head following their country's shameful assault on the England rugby team in the Stade De France last night.
As soon as England ran onto the pitch, the thousands of French fans began waving their white flags, known as the Tricolor, in surrender. At half time the team offered to collaborate with the stronger side.
Around the stadium, beret wearing Frenchmen, and possibly their pet pigs, sipped red wine as their new found national hero, Sébastien Chabal, failed to deliver anything worth mentioning.
The greasy haired surrender monkey was heard to scream "Merde alors!" when tackled for the first time by English captain Phil Vickery. Chabal, until this point, hadn't realised that rugby was a contact sport.
One disillusioned French rugby fan outside the stadium was quoted as saying, "Ze game of rugby is like a beautiful woman. You know she iz always going to look good, but you never know if she will spit in your face and tell your wife".
