Bad Loser Lewis Blames Wrong Car

Funny story written by politicalpop

Tuesday, 10 July 2007

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Hamilton was never English anyway

Moaning Formula 1 rookie driver Lewis Hamilton blamed the WRONG SET-UP of his car after he FAILED TO WIN the British Grand Prix and settled for yet another disappointing podium finish even though it was HIS MISTAKE that cost him the race.

Hamilton finished a disappointing two places below Raikkonen and McClaren rival Alonso. Hamilton started in pole but his incompetence due to inexperience during a pit stop cost him the race.

He thought he saw the lollipop lift, and set off with only THREE WHEELS ON THE CAR.

Hamilton was quick to blame the tyres: "It started well and I made a good start, but towards the end of my stint the tyres were falling away."

And even the McClaren car failed to meet his exacting standards: "Throughout the whole weekend I've struggled to find the balance, but in the end we lacked the pace of the Ferraris, while the tyre choice was also significant."

We say, Grow up, Lewis, and watch the lollipop instead of complaining about the tyres.

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