Written by queen mudder

Saturday, 19 May 2007

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Panty Raid at Baltimore today

Baltimore - (Ass Mess): Edgar Prado's nimble fingers steered Panty Raid to a thrilling climax at Baltimore today.

His victory in the $250,000 Grade II Black-Eyed Susan was described by racing fans as a masterclass in tactile handling of one hot filly.

"Once I got in the saddle and felt her between my legs I just knew we'd be going all the way," Prado said later.

"The owner had originally wanted to call her Britney but I don't know how I'd have felt sitting aboard such a piece of ass.

"Some of the guys in the locker room they ribbed me about the name and all. They think she'd be better off called Paris Hilton.

"But I told them, she ain't that kinda ho-ss.

"Sure felt nice to steer her past the mile pole."

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