Written by DP Whitehead

Tuesday, 19 March 2013

image for Michael Vick Happy No One Mentions His Dog Fighting Past As Much As They Used To
Vick Also Made Dogs Wear Silly Hats! The Bastard!

Philadelphia Eagle Quarterback Michael Vick says he is pleased that most people have no recollection or even knowledge that in August 2007, he pleaded guilty to federal charges in the Bad Newz Kennels dog fighting investigation and that the NFL suspended him indefinitely without pay for violating its player conduct policy.

"It is such a relief to me that a lot of people don't realize, or have forgotten, that I served 21 months in prison for my involvement in a cruel and barbaric dog fighting ring," smiled Vick.

"I would hate for people to recall my cruelty, lack of regard for animals and vile behavior - and read about it again in the media, press - or even a spoof news article pertaining to contain an interview conducted by me," giggled the cruel, vile, dog hating Quarterback.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Michael Vick

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