Written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 22 January 2013

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Mrs. Wes Welker has just cost the New England Patriots a suitcase full of money.

NEW YORK CITY - Another disappointing New England loss, another Patriot player's wife has a meltdown.

So noted Rufus Reno with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily.

Last year it was quarterback Tom Brady's supermodel wife Gisele Bundchen, who bitterly and vulgarly lashed out in a post game rant after the New York Giants beat the Patriots 21-17 in Super Bowl XLVI.

This year it's Wes Welker's wife, Anna Welker, who angrily sounded off against the victorious Ravens.

And the ironic part of it all is that when Bundchen went verbally postal last year it was due to the fact that Anna Welker's husband, wide receiver Wes Welker, had dropped Super Bowl passes that her hubby Tom Brady has thrown to him.

So it certainly appears by all accounts that little Anna wanted to beat the hot-tempered Brazilian model to the punch since Wes again dropped some Brady passes in the Patriots-Ravens AFC Championship Game.

Mrs. Welker sarcastically proceeded to cut down the team from Baltimore. After the Ravens handed the Pats a 28-13 beating, she told the sports media that Baltimore could have picked a much better name than Ravens.

She grinned and said that there are literally dozens of bird names that the Raven owners could have chosen such as Robins, Canaries, or Parrots.

SIDENOTE: NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell was not pleased with Mrs. Welker's hate-filled comments and he has decided to fine the New England Patriots organization $400,000.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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