Written by Jaggedone

Saturday, 28 January 2012

image for Chelsea players refuse to shake hands with John Terry!
Non-shaking of John's whiter than white hand causes new scandal!

In the wake of the racist scandal the game between QPR and Chelsea started off in a very strange manner. Chelsea players lined up to shake hands with their QPR opponents, which all went well.

After they shook hands John Terry offered his hand to his own players and they all refused to touch it. Anton Ferdinand observing this strange show of solidarity from the Chelsea players went over to John and shook his hand instead.

They looked each other in the eye, gave each other a massive cuddle and all of the hassle was forgotten. John and Anton had tears in their eyes as they parted, proving to the footy world that their still is hope for a multi-culti revolution within the game.

As for the QPR super-philosopher, Joey Barton, (on parole) observing this massive show of racial integration and forgiveness, twittered after the game; "all footballing gays, racists, alcoholics, transexuals, cross-dressers and philanderists should now come-out and the footy world would be a better place!"

Anton's brother Rio twittered back, "shut the fuck up moron!" Now Joey is suing him for blatant "philosophical discrimination"!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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