Written by QprTilliDie87

Tuesday, 11 October 2011

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Chelsea Footballer Frank Fat Lampard has been spotted eating a salad. In what is to believed to be the first time ever.

Lampard was spotted at a well known restaurant in Chelsea, with his fiancé Christine Bleakley, and said to have had a plate of salad sitting at the table. Reports are yet to confirm that the plate actually belonged to Frank, and it is strongly believed it was his partner who was actually eating it.

Frank, who weighs over 13 stone, suffers abuse from oppositions fans week in week out, with chants like, 'Salads too good for you!' and 'You're the face of Pukka Pies' and it was thought that these chants are starting to effect the way Lampard lives, and maybe he is starting to change his lifestyle. But then I couldn't find a joke to finish this paragraph.

I need a pie.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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