Actual Reason for Sending White House Dogs Back to Delaware Revealed
WH Canine Director Bob "Scratchy" Fleebug disclosed that the Prez "Dopey" Joe was eating all of the dog food: "Couldn't keep a can ahead of him!" Dr.Jill is now trying to get Joe back on Gerber's Spam.
written by Trinculoman, 10 March 2021
