Strange discovery
A fisherman from Dorking has found a treasure chest on the bottom of the Thames River containing the crown of William the Conqueror. He denies strongly that he made it from jam tins he found.
written by whatinthe world, 25 February 2020
Boris pulls one out of the hat
British Prime Minister Boris Johnson wants to sell Buckingham Palace to the Chinese Government so they can renovate it to look like Disney Land. "We'll make a pile!" he excitedly claimed today.
written by whatinthe world, 25 February 2020
Easter Bunny goes green, damn!
The Easter bunny today announced that he wouldn't deliver whole milk chocolate eggs any more and was reverting to vegan styled sweets made from potatoes instead. Is this the end of the world?
written by whatinthe world, 25 February 2020
Trump speaks out
In a terse tweet US President Donald J Trump has responded to claims of interference by Russian agents in the current election campaign as "steaming horseshit". No one believes him however.
written by whatinthe world, 25 February 2020
Trump goes the Duck
President Donald J Trump has formally announced he is changing his name to Donald Duck so as to appease those people who felt that the cartoon character was being neglected by him and his oval office.
written by whatinthe world, 25 February 2020
