Ex-Emperor Goes on the Airwaves with Desperate Message
Ousted Potentate Obama on TV demands a coup to reinstate his self-proclaimed throne,to return to "teaching moments" for all unwashed 'deplorables',& to get Queen Sheba Susan Rice back in the Hot Tub..
written by Trinculoman, 08 September 2018
Redneck Torches Own Pubic Hair
Apparently, an astute sales clerk, on noticing her customer's MAGA hat, quickly stitched an extra NIKE logo onto the crotch of the gym shorts he was about to purchase -- and waited.
written by Vlad D.M. Paylaw, 08 September 2018
Self-Driving Car Hits Moonwalking Pedestrian
Apparently, the car's computer had difficulty determining which way the pedestrian was moving. For safety's sake, it is recommended that moonwalkers wear their hats backwards, until further notice.
written by Vlad D.M. Paylaw, 08 September 2018
