There were 22 spoof news snippets published in September 2018. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get all the news snippets from a day in this month.
Senator Meghan McCain
Isn’t it about time, Meghan McCain gets back on that horse and runs for her father’s seat as U. S. Senator from Arizona?
written by K.C. Bell, 02 September 2018
Trump Bans Lie Detectors
"I don't see any reason for them. They never work. Witch hunt! Witch hunt! Fake News" tweeted Trump.
written by Al N., 05 September 2018
A Definition of 'Free Speech' Clarified
Calling the endless screams of addled harpies at a Judiciary Committee meeting 'Free Speech' is akin to referring to the endless whining of Senate Democrats as 'Rational Discourse.'
M. Voltaire
written by Trinculoman, 05 September 2018
It's Not Just That Trump Hates Bob Woodward's New Book...
He's actually got a fear of ALL books or anything that requires a lot of reading with no pictures.
written by Al N., 06 September 2018
Trump Discovers Who Failing New York Times Anonymous Editorial Writer Is
He thought it was too well written to be by Melania, but found out Sarah Sanders helped her with it.
written by Al N., 07 September 2018
Trump Has Solution About What to Do With all the Confederate Statues That Were Removed
I have a sculptor who can change the face on the statues to my likeness.They can be placed all over!
written by Al N., 07 September 2018
Ex-Emperor Goes on the Airwaves with Desperate Message
Ousted Potentate Obama on TV demands a coup to reinstate his self-proclaimed throne,to return to "teaching moments" for all unwashed 'deplorables',& to get Queen Sheba Susan Rice back in the Hot Tub..
written by Trinculoman, 08 September 2018
Serena Williams' Motive for On-Court Behavior Revealed
The US Open umpire didn't realize that for Serena, it was nothing personal. She was simply auditioning to join the cast of The View.
written by Trinculoman, 09 September 2018
Fox News Says Trump Has Sent Hurricane Florence to East Coast to Punish Them
In no way was Fox News trying to deflect the public's attention away from Trump's legal problems.
written by Al N., 11 September 2018
Senate Demos Now Blaming Kavanaugh for Hurricane Florence
Booker,Feinstein,& Harris blame the SOTUS candidate for causing Florence's attack on the Carolina Coast.There's a "secret letter" from Valhalla charging the Judge with cursing Thor when in pre-school.
written by Trinculoman, 14 September 2018
Putin Has Stopped Taking Trump's Calls
Even soul-less, sociopathic dictators have their limits.
written by Al N., 16 September 2018
Kavanaugh’s Daily Diary As Proof Of His Innocence
Brett Kavanaugh has submitted his prep school diary as proof of his innocence. So, if the FBI is accepting daily diaries as proof of innocence, is it too late for Bill Cosby to run one up?
written by K.C. Bell, 26 September 2018
Judge Kavanaugh Deciding A Case?
Anyone, including Senator Lindsey Graham, want a jay-walking ticket decided by a nose-sniffing-up-to-his-eyebrow, conspiratorial, vocally-incontinent, boozy Judge Brett Kavanaugh? Nah. Pay the fine.
written by K.C. Bell, 29 September 2018
Destination Funeral
You really want to piss off all your friends at the end?
Have a destination funeral.
written by Matt Birkenhauer, 03 September 2018
Study Finds Swiping Left Best Defense Against Abusive Relationships
Among other findings were: "not courting men named War Machine" and, "having some God damn respect for yourself."
written by Michael Sienicki, 06 September 2018
Self-Driving Car Hits Moonwalking Pedestrian
Apparently, the car's computer had difficulty determining which way the pedestrian was moving. For safety's sake, it is recommended that moonwalkers wear their hats backwards, until further notice.
written by Vlad D.M. Paylaw, 08 September 2018
Redneck Torches Own Pubic Hair
Apparently, an astute sales clerk, on noticing her customer's MAGA hat, quickly stitched an extra NIKE logo onto the crotch of the gym shorts he was about to purchase -- and waited.
written by Vlad D.M. Paylaw, 08 September 2018
Dyslexic Christian Gets Boner Again
And, in related news, a dyslexic agnostic in New Jersey is still not certain as to whether there's a dog or not.
written by Vlad D.M. Paylaw, 15 September 2018
Jimmy Johns Employee Injured in Freak Accident
"It all happened so quickly", he explains from bed at urgent care clinic.
written by Adam Click, 15 September 2018
Trump Now Also President of Egypt
President Donald Trump now claims to be part Egyptian after a new mummy was uncovered. Noted the President, "Look! It's old, wrinkly, shriveled, and orange! Just like me!"
written by Stefano M. Stefano, 19 September 2018
Putin Hacked The Emmys
NBC, ABC, and CBS all claim that Russian President Putin hacked the Emmy Award computers, to explain how unknown, barely-viewed shows on Netflix and HBO could win so many awards.
written by Stefano M. Stefano, 21 September 2018
