Sales blames ring for illness
Boston Red Sox baseball player "Lefty" Sales said his cock ring made him sick. "It turned my penis green," he said. "My girlfriend paid for gold, but obviously, the jeweler sold her brass."
written by Gee Pee, 21 October 2018
Saudis confirm Khashoggi's death
Saudi Arabia has confirmed Jamal Khashoggi's death. "Not only is he deader than a door nail," a Saudi government spokesman affirmed, "but he's also really most sincerely dead."
written by Gee Pee, 21 October 2018
Amy Schumer embraces femdom
Amy Schumer says she supports Colon Pencildick. "All NFL players, especially white men, should kneel before me," she says, "to show support for femdom."
written by Gee Pee, 21 October 2018
