There were 29 spoof news snippets published in October 2018. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get all the news snippets from a day in this month.
Kavanaugh Goes On Long Bender to Celebrate Victory
He was last seen sticking his penis in the face of Rodin's Crouching Woman statue in Washington, DC.
written by Al N., 28 October 2018
Trump Puts Troops on the U.S.-Canadian Border
"Ontario should belong to the U.S. and we plan to annex it. We will change its name to Trumptario. "
written by Al N., 30 October 2018
Be Best In Africa?
Better if Melania Trump had stayed home and lectured her husband about BE BEST treatment of victims of sexual abuse. Children of Africa are already basically good.
written by K.C. Bell, 05 October 2018
Trump Said News Media The Enemy
Trump said the news media was the enemy of the people. Saudi newsman Jamal Khashoggi was critical of the Saudi government, then goes missing in the Saudi Embassy in Turkey? Looks like a green light.
written by K.C. Bell, 14 October 2018
Trump Thinks Deaths at End of Avengers Infinity Wars Were Real
He sends the Secret Service to the movie set of Avengers 4 to do some investigating.
written by Al N., 18 October 2018
Trump's Brown People
Trump warns that the brown people are coming. That’s not as bad as the orange person.
written by K.C. Bell, 22 October 2018
Megyn Kelly Empties Desk and Sneaks Out of NBC in Disguise
She WAS in blackface, but she was playing a character (Michelle Obama) so it's ok.
written by Al N., 27 October 2018
Republicans Suggest America Use a Lottery to Determine Who Will Get to Have Pre-existing Conditions Allowed.
Except those conditions that are life-threatening (unless you're Upper Class, of course).
written by Al N., 27 October 2018
Stormy Daniels Develops a Fear of Mushrooms
"It started after I saw Trump's tiny penis - it looked like the mushroom from Mario Kart" said Stormy.
written by Al N., 28 October 2018
Major Democrat Bomb Mailings, Synagogue Shootings, Russian Election Interference--So What Does Trump Tweet About?
Attacking the Dodgers pitching moves and an immigrant caravan over a thousand miles away.
written by Al N., 29 October 2018
Buckingham Palace Works to Dispel Rumor About Why Prince Philip Retired
It is NOT true that he is battling videogame addiction.
written by Al N., 29 October 2018
Bill Cosby Becomes a Mentor in Prison
The word is, he's revealing his ultra-secret "Spanish Fly" he says he invented himself.
written by Al N., 29 October 2018
Boston Red Sox Admit They Almost Threw the World Series
It would have been much easier to have lost than to have thought up excuses why the team couldn't make it to the White House.
written by Al N., 30 October 2018
Trump Gets Wrong Information Before Rally...
...and accidently tells the truth!
written by Al N., 31 October 2018
Doctor Confirms Man's Anxiety Just Heart Attack
"On the bright side," he said, "at least you won't be worrying about the bill."
written by Michael Sienicki, 04 October 2018
Trump fires Pence
Trump's firing VP Pence and replacing him with Hillary to ensure no right-wing nut will try to "off" him.
written by Arrly Tracer, 07 October 2018
Nikki Haley Retires from U.N. Ambassador Position to Retrieve Ruby Slippers
WASHINGTON D.C. - After being discharged from her duties, Nikki Haley proclaimed, "I'm going to get those Ruby Slippers! I'm coming for you, Dorothy! And your little dog, too! Eh, heh heh heh heh heh!"
written by The Loony Liberal, 10 October 2018
Kanye Announces Name Change
The artist formerly known as "Kanye West" shall henceforth be known as "The Other Very Stable Genius".
written by Vlad D.M. Paylaw, 13 October 2018
Kanye Calls for Return of Slavery
"Slavery is one of the things that made America great, and it will, given the chance, make America great again!" he tweeted.
written by Vlad D.M. Paylaw, 13 October 2018
Pregnant robot dog blamed on Russian hacking
Mindy, the first robotic dog, is now pregnant. Senate Democrats allege that Russian hackers are to blame. The White House announces that President Trump intends to make robot dogs great again.
written by Purple Girl, 17 October 2018
Trump Sorry For 'Horseface' Tweet
Trump apologizes to Stormy Daniels for calling her 'horseface' in a
tweet. Tweet was actually meant for Kelly Ann Conway.
written by Stefano M. Stefano, 17 October 2018
Karmic Justice
I don’t think the universe bequeaths karmic justice.
Be nice if it did, though.
written by Matt Birkenhauer, 20 October 2018
Amy Schumer embraces femdom
Amy Schumer says she supports Colon Pencildick. "All NFL players, especially white men, should kneel before me," she says, "to show support for femdom."
written by Gee Pee, 21 October 2018
Saudis confirm Khashoggi's death
Saudi Arabia has confirmed Jamal Khashoggi's death. "Not only is he deader than a door nail," a Saudi government spokesman affirmed, "but he's also really most sincerely dead."
written by Gee Pee, 21 October 2018
Sales blames ring for illness
Boston Red Sox baseball player "Lefty" Sales said his cock ring made him sick. "It turned my penis green," he said. "My girlfriend paid for gold, but obviously, the jeweler sold her brass."
written by Gee Pee, 21 October 2018
Phillip Green Puts Cherry On Top Of Arsehole Cake
After shafting BHS employees, the business tycoon has been revealed to have taken out a super-injunction to prevent the public knowing about his further shafting of people.
written by Talking Tic-Tacs, 26 October 2018
Man Refuses To Acknowledge His Piles Problem
Despite being a massive pain in the arse, the man refuses to pay them any attention. He has been described as an 'ignoranus', by me.
written by Talking Tic-Tacs, 26 October 2018
Migrant Caravan Headed To USA
Why the big fuss? A caravan? There'll only be about five of them, max!
written by Talking Tic-Tacs, 31 October 2018
