There were 12 spoof news snippets published in May 2018. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get all the news snippets from a day in this month.
Trump's Paralympics
Donald Trump says he had difficulty watching the Paralympics and watched as much as he could. Remember, he suffers from bone spurs, rumored to be in his feet, preventing him from serving in Vietnam.
written by K.C. Bell, 01 May 2018
Donald Trump And The Paralympics
Donald Trump says he had difficulty watching the Paralympics and watched as much as he could. Remember, he suffers from bone spurs, (rumored to be in his feet) that prevented his service in Vietnam.
written by K.C. Bell, 01 May 2018
Did Trump Push His Name For Nobel Peace Prize?
Is the same guy who mocked a person with a physical handicap allegedly going to be nominated to receive the Nobel Peace Prize? Smells like a Dr. Harold Bornstein letter, dictated by Trump. Bad!
written by K.C. Bell, 02 May 2018
Bill Cosby Will Not Be Allowed Pound Cake in Prison
And Pudding Pops and Jell-O will not be allowed in Jail-O.
written by Al N., 04 May 2018
One Brick Speaks
One brick speaks and says: The United States ON America. It’s the United States OF America. How much does a degree from Wharton cost? Well, at least her hair was combed.
written by K.C. Bell, 15 May 2018
The Only Way to Get the Palestinians to the Table
Our Middle East correspondent M. Voltaire opines: If you want PLO/Hamas to come to the Peace Table, set out copious quantities of rancid cheese --it's the only enticing incentive for street rats.
written by Trinculoman, 15 May 2018
Wallis Simpson And Meghan Markle
Somewhere in heaven, Wallis Simpson is smiling and applauding Meghan Markle’s wedding to Prince Harry: an American, an actress and a divorcee. Wow! Everything else is just sparkle. Smart guy, Harry.
written by K.C. Bell, 20 May 2018
Referendum To Ban And Remove Trump
Gosh, since Ireland was successful with their referendum to remove the ban on abortion, can the U.S. have a referendum to ban and remove Trump?
written by K.C. Bell, 26 May 2018
Showing you have...brass!
Whoever Trump's mentor was in his formative years forgot to tell him: There is a very fine line between...showing you have brass...and...showing your Ass!
written by b kenneth mcgee, 08 May 2018
Miraculous Megan
In what some are calling a miracle, Megan Markle passes the royal virginity test. She said she owes it all to the example set by Princess Diana.
written by Matt Birkenhauer, 17 May 2018
Jabba the Trump
I find when I watch cable news in the morning, I much prefer watching Donald Trump talk with the volume off. Imagine an orange Jabba the Hutt as a talentless mime.
written by Matt Birkenhauer, 25 May 2018
Church of England Excommunicates Harry, Meghan
"Her current state of pregnancy is clear evidence of pre-marital sex", read a statement from the Archbishop of Cunt Herbiary. "This is a clear violation of our eternal and unchanging doctrines."
written by Vlad D.M. Paylaw, 27 May 2018
