There were 17 spoof news snippets published in March 2018. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get all the news snippets from a day in this month.
F.B.I. Deputy Director Andrew McCabe
Maybe FBI Deputy Director Andrew McCabe neglected to add a few hours to his timesheet? Like on 9/11, or did he ever work through his lunch hour, eating on the run 16 times in the last twenty years?
written by K.C. Bell, 18 March 2018
Jarad Kushner's Security Clearance Downgraded From Hush-Hush to Just Hush
His only duty is monitoring the White House servant's e-mails (but only on a "need-to-know" basis).
written by Al N., 02 March 2018
In Retaliation for Putin's and Kim Jong Un's Videos, Trump Makes His Own Video
In Trump's video, he drops nukes on the Washington Post, New York Times, Hillary, and Alec Baldwin.
written by Al N., 05 March 2018
Trump Excludes Golf Clubs from Steel and Aluminum Tariffs
Trump expounds upon need for golf clubs as companies flood market with cheap golf clubs.
written by Al N., 09 March 2018
Scores of Porn Stars Contact Trump's Lawyer for Payouts
Most of them remark they never thought they would admit they even knew Trump, much less...
written by Al N., 12 March 2018
Trump Blames Global Warming on Violent Video Games
He also blames violent video games for the economy, Russian hackers, and the Stormy Daniels affair.
written by Al N., 13 March 2018
United Airlines Sends Dog To Japan
Dog mistakenly shipped to Japan instead of Kansas by United Airlines announced, “This isn’t Kansas!”
However, he’ll only eat sushi.
written by K.C. Bell, 15 March 2018
Scamatology TV Has Resulted in Flood of New Visits to Orgs
In Miami a lady stopped by to use the bathroom and in LA a guy came by to sell fumigation supplies.
written by Al N., 18 March 2018
Blue tits, lavender tits, silicone tits!
Tea tree oils and lavender oil increase the size of male breasts scientists have discovered. Sorry ladies, a trip to Silicone Valley is still necessary for you!
written by unknown
Clown Union Assures Trump He'll Always Have A Home With Them
"He's made us laugh so much and he's orange. We know he can't last too much longer, so just sayin'."
written by Al N., 22 March 2018
BOJO or Putin? You choose your fav NUTTER!
UK foreign diplomacy, once a great way of solving poisonous Russian storms in tea-cups, has been replaced by BOJO's version; Auf Deutsch gesagt; 'Scheisse!' Buckets of it!
written by unknown
Who Will Replace Hope Hicks In The White House?
Who will replace Hope Hicks? Easy! Stormy Daniels. That'll cancel out the Stormy Daniels case, and Trump could hire Michael Avenatti as his attorney for his impeachment trial. Bingo!
written by K.C. Bell, 30 March 2018
Jake Tapper's Plastic Surgery
Poor Jake Tapper. I have to think, years after Donald Trump is out of office (and hopefully in jail), he’ll need a plastic surgeon to get that “What the FUCK? Again!!” look off his face.
written by Matt Birkenhauer, 15 March 2018
So what do you call the leader of the Great Orange Race's crucifixion?
So what do you call Donald Trump's crucifixion? - Cross contamination!
written by Dr. Jackass and Mr. Hide, 22 March 2018
Mail Explodes
The Daily Mail has run out of anti-Corbyn stories so is asking Spoof to help.
written by j.w., 25 March 2018
Haiku Two
Did you ever think
That people who write haikus
Might be O. C. D.?
written by The Ruling Authority, 30 March 2018
