"Goop" Introduces Coal Egg
"Once you muster enough pelvic muscle strength to compress this baby into a diamond, you will have a beautiful gemstone to present to the man of your dreams," declared spokesmodel Gwyneth Paltrow.
written by Vlad D.M. Paylaw, 13 January 2018
Trump Tweets to be Appended to "Little Red Book"
Maoist scholars have been compiling all of His Orangeness's tweets, and, after careful deliberation, have deemed them to be just as insightful as the sayings of The Great Helmsman.
written by Vlad D.M. Paylaw, 13 January 2018
