White House Declares War on ESPN
Rumors are rife that Trump is planning a drone attack on ESPN headquarters due to anti-Trump tweets.
written by Al N., 15 September 2017
Man Apologizes while Running Marathon
Runner Bart Snard apologized to other runners, who collapsed on the track. "I ate Beef-a-Reeno; it fermented or something." Said one runner: "I'm never running again. I think I have lung damage."
written by D. L. Hawkinson, 15 September 2017
