Jeremy Corbyn To Vote Conservative On 8th June
'I've been a lifelong Labour supporter,' he told reporters. 'I'd like to see a Labour government, but, with the political situation as it is just at the moment, I think I need to play safe this time.'
written by Swan Morrison, 02 May 2017
Chuckle Brothers Decide Not To Sue Jeremy Corbyn And Tim Farron
'They're not deliberately copying our material,' said Chuckle Brothers, Barry and Paul Elliott, magnanimously. 'It's not their fault that the public keep mistaking them for us.'
written by Swan Morrison, 02 May 2017
Jeremy Corbyn Promises Paradise On Earth If Elected
'There will be no more wars,' he told the last remaining Labour voters. 'Peace, joy and love will prevail for all eternity. Dianne Abbott intended to announce this today,' he added, 'but she forgot.'
written by Swan Morrison, 02 May 2017
Congressman Chaffetz Has Foot Removed From Mouth
Still in a cast after the historic surgery, the head of the house oversight committee hopes to get back to the investigation of Hillary Clinton's role in the Russian hacking of the 2016 election.
written by XRhonda Speaks, 02 May 2017
