New red caps on order
"Sdelat' ameriki zdorovo snova"
(this platform won't allow for original Cyrillic spelling)
written by pinkwalrus, 08 January 2017
Trump downsizes White House
Citing concerns for his carbon footprint, Trump plans to move the first family into a smaller building using only solar power.
written by pinkwalrus, 08 January 2017
New WWF Season Announced
Trump v. Democracy: The Final Smackdown
written by pinkwalrus, 08 January 2017
GOP pledges consistency
They vow to hold themselves to the same standards they have held the Democrats to: careful vetting of cabinet picks, open investigations of scandals, etc.
The public can just leave it all to them.
written by pinkwalrus, 08 January 2017
Due to a shortage of performers for the inauguration
Bill Clinton will be playing a saxophone solo.
written by pinkwalrus, 08 January 2017
Global warming threatens freezing Europe!
Another attack of global warming has descended upon Europe! In fact sitting here in Holland in my swimming trunks with a runny nose is not what they predicted!Let's hope they predict a new Ice Age!
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