Trump takes credit for 1 second in which nobody died on American streets after signing Obamacare executive order
"No one died on any American street for exactly 1 second after I signed an Obamacare executive order and we'll extend more lives for a longer period of time once Trumpcare is implemented," Trump said.
written by Brandy Pasquino, 27 January 2017
'Forgetful' men and women explain small crowd size at Trump's inauguration
Forgetful supporters of Trump who plainly forgot to attend Trump's inauguration - the forgotten men and women that Trump promises will be forgotten no longer - fully explain why his crowd was so tiny.
written by Brandy Pasquino, 27 January 2017
Palestinians Approach Putin For U.S. Policy Change
*fun fact*
written by pinkwalrus, 27 January 2017
White House Press Room Redecorated
with Alice in Wonderland theme
written by pinkwalrus, 27 January 2017
Small Austrian Town Seeks Part Time Hermit
is swamped with American applicants
written by pinkwalrus, 27 January 2017
Coca Cola banned in France! It causes too many Qui Qui's!
France have banned refills of sugared soft drinks because they make the French "Qui Qui" too much and their sugared "qui qui" is causing sewer rats to become obese!No more fat rats si'l vous plait!
written by unknown
What Happened to The Ancient Potato #3
The Ancient Potato was thought to have been eaten alive by an evil rabbit. Evil rabbits are the Potato species worst enimy. You would think more deaths occur at the next town over, Carrot Central.
written by the_potato_lady, 27 January 2017
About The Ancient Potato #2
The Ancient Potato lives on top of Potanic Hill in The Southern part of Potato-Landia. The Ancient Potato gives valuable information to anyone who seeks her. She was thought to be eaten alive.
written by the_potato_lady, 27 January 2017
The Ancient Potato Is Alive! #1
Miss Van Curly Fried Potato (Known as The Ancient Potato) has been spotted at a top hill in Potanic Forest. She has not been seen for over 450,000 years! Shoot her a letter at TopHillPotatoToday.
written by the_potato_lady, 27 January 2017
Mary Tyler Moore misses year of death by 26 days
Actress Mary Tyler Moore died on January 26, exactly 26 days after the end of the worst year in history when it came to famous people dying. Said a friend, "That's Mary. Always doing her own thing."
written by Lyndon, 27 January 2017
