After Slashing Size of Utah Monuments,Trump Will Next Sub-Divide the Grand Canyon
The portion of the Grand Canyon freed from historical status will be filled in and a casino built.
written by Al N., 06 December 2017
After Changing Israel Capital to Jerusalem, Trump Changes North Korea's Capital to Seoul
He is also moving the US Embassy for France to London, England, since "it's right next door almost."
written by Al N., 06 December 2017
Congressman Conyers Names Son to Succeed Him in U.S. House and Confers New Title
Retiring Mich. Rep Conyers proclaims his son as rightful inheritor of his Detroit fiefdom. Jealous of his seniority in the House as King o'Droopy Underpants, he quickly dubs Junior as Knave of Boxers.
written by Trinculoman, 06 December 2017
Senator Al Franken Claims Special Privilege for Abusing Women
Outed serial abuser Al "Raging Tongue" Franken states it was his right and special privilege to attack women due to his status as a former lame-ass, humor-challenged, narcissistic comedian.
written by Trinculoman, 06 December 2017
