President Trump Locks Eric Trump in the Tower of Trump Tower
"Eric broke and admitted to the press that he helped fund my campaign with charity money. Too weak!"
written by Al N., 05 August 2017
Keep your pistol in your pocket during kinky sex!
UK sexual psychologists are telling lovers of kinky sex to keep their "pistols" in their pockets and not stick it in where the sun never shines OUCH!
written by unknown
Kim Jong Un Admits Why He's Testing More Rockets
He is tired of being upstaged by President Trump.
written by pinkwalrus, 05 August 2017
China Demands US Solves Its Canada Problem
"It's only fair if we fix your North Korea problem for you," says President Xi Jinping.
written by pinkwalrus, 05 August 2017
Celebrity Divas Bring Law Suit Against White House
They are suing for damages due to lost press over past year.
written by pinkwalrus, 05 August 2017
Trump Presidency Reality Show Cancelled
After about six months it started getting too repetitious.
Viewers complained of too many firings,
too many tweets, and not enough real action.
written by pinkwalrus, 05 August 2017
Chief of Staff Kelly Solves White House Problems
By Finding On/Off Switch and Rebooting System
written by pinkwalrus, 05 August 2017
