Feeling Old
I got the results back from my Telomere kit to find out how old I was in Teloyears, and discovered that I've been dead since 2007. Bummer.
written by Matt Birkenhauer, 22 April 2017
The First Two Hundred Days
BREAKING NEWS: After No Major Legislative Wins, President Trump Signs an Executive Order Extending the First One Hundred Days to Two Hundred Days
written by Matt Birkenhauer, 22 April 2017
Transylvania Airlines Announces Policy Change
"From now on, when flights are overbooked, we will no longer impale surplus passengers beside the airport tarmac," announced company president Vlad Teppish.
written by Vlad D.M. Paylaw, 22 April 2017
