God Asks Philippine President Duterte to Stop Swearing
Duterte heard God speak directly to him on a flight back from Japan, telling him he must stop swearing or the plane would crash.
Apparently God was not worried about anything else he is doing.
written by pinkwalrus, 28 October 2016
The Libertarian Ticket
Johnson: Asks reporter "Why are you even interviewing me?"
VP Weld: Don't vote for Trump & don't "waste" your vote
written by pinkwalrus, 28 October 2016
Here at Last!
The noisiest lawnmower ever! Called The Jumbo it comes in at a massive ear splitting 80 dB. Now you can drive all your neighbours completely insane from dawn to dusk and not have to go to jail for it.
written by Auntie Matter, 28 October 2016
Unnamed Candidate Suggests Cancelling Election
And would just like to be handed the presidency...
is open to being crowned.
written by pinkwalrus, 28 October 2016
Who Will it Be?
Who corporate US chose as president is top secret as the farce of "democracy" is played out. Their enablers are the media. To date it has been all Trump. Hillary's turn now 2 weeks before the 'vote'?
written by Auntie Matter, 28 October 2016
Putin Flexes Flabby Muscle
The 30 year old Admiral Kuznetsov, Russia's only aircraft carrier, is on parade around Europe to Syria belching smoke and escorted by a tug boat in case it breaks down.
written by pinkwalrus, 28 October 2016
Putin Puppets: This Year's "It" Xmas Gift
Inspired by the 3rd debate exchange "No Puppet.""No Puppet.""You're the puppet.""No, you're the puppet."
sets of Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump "Putin Puppets" are fast selling out before release.
written by pinkwalrus, 28 October 2016
Trump Promised 100 Million Dollars to Own Campaign
Trump boasted many times that he was contributing this much to his campaign, but seems to have trouble counting that high.
He, to date, has bailed out at 66.
written by pinkwalrus, 28 October 2016
7 Malheur Occupants Found Not Guilty
... and given a fruit basket before the Bundys and several others are sent on to their next trial for a 2014 event in Nevada
written by pinkwalrus, 28 October 2016
Mars Lander Defines Relationship Between Russia And The West
'The joint European Space Agency/Russian Space Agency Mars lander reflects the developing relationship between our nations,' said a spokesman. 'It crashed into the Martian surface at 300kph.'
written by Swan Morrison, 28 October 2016
Morrisons Increase Cost Of Marmite By 12.5%
Unilever shareholders are said to be delighted whereas Morisons' Marmite customers are reported to be furious. In relation to the decision, it appears that people either love it or hate it.
written by Swan Morrison, 28 October 2016
A Vaginal Rose Garden It Could be!
Will Trump shave Rose Garden Bushes into lady parts tribute? Sources at Russia's Hot Dong Magazine say uh huh! (But in a sexy voice.)
written by Paul Blake, 28 October 2016
