Special One replaces Senile One!
Man United have at last replaced The Senile One with a Special One! In fact this was the best unkept secret in this history of modern footy because Man City fans became suicidal many months before!
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Cameron Warns That Withdrawal From Europe Will Invoke The Four Horsemen Of The Apocalypse
A Britex campaign spokesman has accused the Prime Minister of making ridiculous, exaggerated claims to obscure the certainty that staying in Europe will cause Britain to sink beneath the North Sea.
written by Swan Morrison, 24 May 2016
Bill Cosby Explains That Fat Albert is Actually a Separate, Evil Personality
"So the person you want for all these accusations is really Evil Fat Albert," explained Cosby.
written by Al N., 24 May 2016
"Bond... James Bond... but you can call me "Sheila"".
As part of the general "gender confusion" aimed at the young and being vigorously promoted at every level by the NWO's 'Gay' lobby the next James Bond will be a bi-sexual transvestite.
written by Auntie Matter, 24 May 2016
Soldiers Given Anti-Malaria Drugs
UK:Anti-Malaria drug LARIAM given to soldiers produces panic attacks, hallucinations and mental impairment. Ministers suggest it be given to troops BEFORE they are sent abroad, not afterwards.
written by Auntie Matter, 24 May 2016
Don't Mess With Texas?
After a springtime full of heavy flooding and tornados, Texas is changing its famously assholeish state moto from 'Don't Mess With Texas!' to 'Texas Is A Mess, Don't Bother Coming!"
written by Paul Blake, 24 May 2016
