Farty Man Concerned With Office's New Open Floor Plan
A very farty man is gravely concerned with his office moving to an open floor plan and has requested that his desk at least be placed by an open window.
written by Paul Blake, 20 June 2016
Microsoft To Ratchet-up Further Incentives To Upgrade To Windows 10
The new message for Windows users will read: 'We have kidnapped your family. Upgrade to Windows 10 if you wish to see them alive again.'
written by Swan Morrison, 20 June 2016
Supreme Court Nominee Garland Claims To Be Judy's Son
In a desperate move, Merrick Garland sang "Somewhere over the Rainbow" to 8 senators but still no confirmation.
Alleged step sister Liza won't take his calls either. "He has no talent," said Liza.
written by Mike Peril, 20 June 2016
Hamilton to End Broadway Run
The runaway Broadway hit Hamilton is scheduled to close. The original cast quit after becoming instant millionaires under a profit sharing plan. No replacements were willing to learn the lyrics.
written by Mike Peril, 20 June 2016
U.S. Kangaroo Population Explodes
The U.S. kangaroo population is exploding out of control. Population started in Hawaii and then in all 50 states. Experts believe cruise ships out of Australia are to blame. Report sightings here.
written by Mike Peril, 20 June 2016
