Brexit Has Brits Craving Breadsticks!
"I can't hear the word Brexit without getting the massive craving for breadsticks!" say most Brits, leaving many convinced that there is some sort of breadstick conspiracy behind the whole thing!
written by Paul Blake, 14 June 2016
Farage pulls a pint of cats piss too many!
Thanks to Nigel Farage's dedication to boozing English cats piss the Euro Cent has dropped between the ears of other EU members! "We don't want English cats piss and we don't want those who drink it!"
written by unknown
"What am I tasting here?" asks man in dog kennel.
After cleaning out the dog cages, the man holding the broom became confused over an unidentifiable morsel beside the water bowel.
written by Mike Las Alva, 14 June 2016
