Conservative MPs And Activists Flock To Join Labour Party
'This is a cynical ploy,' said a Labour Party spokesman, 'to re-appoint Jeremy Corbyn and hence eliminate Labour as a serious political force in the UK until at least after the next general election.'
written by Swan Morrison, 08 August 2016
Labour Party Continues To Argue About Who Can Vote For New Leader
'We fully support democracy,' said a spokesman for Labour's National Executive Committee, 'but openness and inclusiveness is of no use if the ignorant, devious bastards vote for the wrong person.'
written by Swan Morrison, 08 August 2016
Trump: I Like Messiahs Who Weren't Crucified
Trump also likes messiahs that don't have to be deported...
written by XRhonda Speaks, 08 August 2016
