Trump Announces Campaign Shakeup
Trump has hired Pat Buchanan as his new campaign chair. A white supremacist, he says that in open carry states armed men should prevent a rigged election by going to urban areas to prevent fraud.
written by Keith Shirey, 17 August 2016
Trump Says He Alone Can Save Christianity
Repeating evangelical Christian memes, Trump says Christianity is under attack in the U.S. but he will save it. "If you want to call me a savior that's ok," said the candidate.
written by Keith Shirey, 17 August 2016
Trump Denies Using Racist Dog Whistles
"I tell it like it is," says the candidate. " I say Obama wasn't born in the U.S., I want Mexicans to stay out and I said i didn't know who white supremacists are. I don't need to use dog whistles."
written by Keith Shirey, 17 August 2016
Trump Hires Roger Ailes In Bid For Women's Vote
Donald Trump has hired the ousted Fox News Chair to play a role in getting the women's vote. Trump said that because Alies was the object of sexual assault lawsuits he knew a lot about women.
written by Keith Shirey, 17 August 2016
Rock-a-Bye Donald
Rock-a-bye Donald, in the pawnshop
When the wind blows, the campaign will rock
When the polls break, the campaign will fall
And down will come Donald, claptrap and all
written by Matt Birkenhauer, 17 August 2016
