There were 44 spoof news snippets published in November 2015. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get all the news snippets from a day in this month.
A figment of a mad man's imagination or just fact?
There once was a Spoofer called Erskin Quint whose name gave a fellow spoofer a hint. Now the name belongs to a mercurial stud with an E and the rest is history!
written by unknown
Crocodile prison guards patrol Indonesian prisons!
Indonesia's latest way of controlling and reducing their prison population may seem slightly eccentric, but it works, as no living prisoners have been seen exiting or entering prisons since!
written by unknown
Pressing matters
Ironically, he tends to wear shorts, so sales in the Jeremy Corbyn trouserpress are not likely to go up anytime soon.
written by Ben Macnair, 06 November 2015
Latest Hillary Texting Discoveries Reported
Recent Hillary recovered online texts show she was sexting with Uma Abadine during the Benghazi attack...guess the fire that killed Ambassador Stevens wasn't hot enough for her.
written by Trinculoman, 06 November 2015
Breakfast Time
Benefit fraud jumped to £1.3billion a year last year! Which is just enough to pay for Iain Duncan Smiths breakfast
written by Backandtotheleft, 07 November 2015
HUD proposes masturbation ban in public housing, citing dangers of warts
In an effort to reduce warts, the federal government is seeking to ban masturbation in all of the nation's 13.2 million public housing units.
written by Moose, 12 November 2015
U2 Cancel Paris Show.
In the wake of the terrorist attack U2 cancelled a planned show in Paris. "I tink the city has suffered enuff with out having Bono behaving like a gobshite on stage." Drummer Larry Mullen said.
written by John_L, 14 November 2015
Obama Vows to 'Redouble' Islamic State Fight After Paris
Opening two days of talks with world leaders in Turkey, Obama pledged to send an additional 50 troops to Syria, bringing the total US force to 100.
written by Moose, 15 November 2015
Emperor Lolls While Musing on Next Move
Emperor Barack I reclines in the royal hot tub with Queen of Sheba-Susan Rice, as they dream about blaming the deadly ISIS attacks in Paris on a video.Meanwhile, handmaiden Kerry slathers oil on both.
written by Trinculoman, 18 November 2015
Anvil Shortage in USA
The Acme Anvil Company of Bangor, Maine, just can't keep up with demand.
"Some guy in the middle of the Arizona badlands just keeps ordering more and more. I wish we knew what he's doing with them!"
written by Vlad D.M. Paylaw, 21 November 2015
Jar Jar Binks to be in New Star Wars The Force Awakens
Luke wasn't the only hero hidden from the trailer. JJ Abrams confirms Jar Jar was left out also. Rumors surfaced that Jar Jar will be cloned millions of times in what will be the 2nd Clone Wars.
written by Bo Webber, 26 November 2015
Obama Issues Executive Order Mandating That Ex-Cons Be Hired For All Federal Jobs
President Obama announced today that a new Executive Order has been issued, requiring that former convicts be hired for all federal government jobs.
written by Moose, 02 November 2015
V&A to display Corbyn's suit.
In spite of turning down Baroness Thatcher's clothes the V&A museum is to display a suit belonging to Jeremy Corbyn. "Corbyn's suit will illustrate the modern tramp, next to one of Chaplin's Costumes"
written by John_L, 03 November 2015
Obama Issues Executive Order, Renaming Political Parties
The Democratic party shall be referred to as "The Supreme Democratic Party", while the Republican party shall be called "The Repuglican Order of Christian Taliban Douche-bags".
written by Moose, 05 November 2015
Top Trumps
When asked how much Zoe Ball might be paid if she accepted an offer to co-host Top Gear, her father Johnny said think of a number.
written by Ben Macnair, 06 November 2015
Mr Johnson, again
Now that the Labour leader election has been won, we can move onto more important things, like beating the conservatives says Boris Johnson.
written by Ben Macnair, 06 November 2015
Cheggers
Keith Chegwin is to have a new show on Radio Three - Cheggers plays Dvorak.
written by Ben Macnair, 06 November 2015
Far Right
Alphabetically, the Daily Mail will always be on the far left of The Guardian, and The Independent.
written by Ben Macnair, 06 November 2015
Yogurts
According to the Daily Mail, the forthcoming yogurt apocalypse will be started by the seventy third series of Great British Bake Off.
written by Ben Macnair, 06 November 2015
Obama Faces Tough Battle In House To Pass KFC
President Obama now faces probably his toughest dining-room challenge since passage of mashed potatoes in 2009 - persuading Malia and/or Michelle to pass the fried chicken (KFC).
written by Moose, 06 November 2015
Obama Rejects Keystone XL, Then Issues Executive Order Mandating Keystone XXXL, Citing Political Climate Change
Immediately following the rejection of the Keystone XL pipeline, Obama issued an executive order, mandating the construction of the Keystone XXXL pipeline, citing recent political climate change.
written by Moose, 07 November 2015
Porn Peers
Peers in the House of Lords believe young people are under pressure to act like porn stars. Agreed. People are always trying to do plumbing with no qualifications
written by Backandtotheleft, 07 November 2015
Missile Smile
Britain and France will work together in developing the next generation of missiles. Much like the old ones they'll primarily be used in hitting hospitals and schools by accident
written by Backandtotheleft, 07 November 2015
Dire Dier
"Utility" player Eric Dier is in the England squad. They call him a "Utility" player because he plays like a toilet.
written by Backandtotheleft, 07 November 2015
Merseyside Blindside
A Liverpool fan snuck into the Merseyside derby by pretending he was disabled. Don't know why there's outrage half of Liverpool are normally running a disability scam
written by Backandtotheleft, 07 November 2015
Get Me Back In
A mum laughed so hard at a Michael McIntyre gig she went into labour! Unsurprisingly upon arrival the baby demanded to go back in
written by Backandtotheleft, 07 November 2015
Ben Carson's Syllogism
All politicians exist.
I am not a politician.
Therefore, I do not exist.
written by Matt Birkenhauer, 08 November 2015
Zen Master Acquires iPhone, SIRI Attains Enlightenment
"I kept asking SIRI the same questions until it learned to abandon all preconceived notions and answer as a truly enlightened one would", explained Roshi Tawake-Sama.
written by Vlad D.M. Paylaw, 08 November 2015
Ben Carson Claimed He Masturbated as a Boy, But Can't Prove It
Dr. Ben Carson says he was prone to masturbating during his youth until he had a religious experience in the bathroom of his Detroit home.
written by Moose, 08 November 2015
Golfers To March Across America, Demanding Free Greens Fees
Golfers were set to walk off golf courses across the United States today to protest ballooning greens fees and rally for free golf balls.
written by Moose, 12 November 2015
USMC: Hillary a bitch
According to presidential candidate Hillary Clinton, the United States Marine Corps turned her down when she sought to enlist at age 27. "Maybe the dogs will take you," the recruiter suggested.
written by Gee Pee, 13 November 2015
What the F*uck!!! Politics
There is a new leader of the SDLP - Clint Eastwood said "WTF, I had no Idea - it actually made my day" as the bemused Octogenarian dribbled onto a big hand gun.
written by The Big C O Jones, 15 November 2015
Fishing for tiddlers
There may be plenty more fish in the sea, but following the Ashley Madison leak, far fewer people are willing to get their tackle out.
written by Ben Macnair, 15 November 2015
Jerry Bruckheimer Arrested After Shooting Pilot
Jerome Leon ("Jerry") Bruckheimer was arrested today after the FBI discovered that he had shot a pilot.
written by Moose, 17 November 2015
Obama to put 50,000 boots on the ground to combat 26 US State Governors
President Barack Hussein Obama announced today that he has authorized 25,000 troops to be deployed to 26 of the United States to enforce his decision to allow Syrian refugees to infiltrate the USA.
written by Moose, 17 November 2015
Australian National News Headlines...Monday.
Prince Andrew ate a hamburger while visiting Africa.
written by Auntie Matter, 27 November 2015
Australian National News Headlines...Tuesday.
Prince Andrew had onions on the burger he ate while visiting Africa.
written by Auntie Matter, 27 November 2015
Australian National News Headlines...Wednesday
Prince Andrew had French mustard on the burger he ate while visiting Africa.
written by Auntie Matter, 27 November 2015
SJW's Claim Black Friday to be a Racist Holiday
Critics accuse big corporate marketing of stereotyping black people as being cheap. Why does it have to be Black? Why can't the Friday be called Cheap Friday? Or Sales Friday? Or Good Friday?
written by Bo Webber, 27 November 2015
Poutine Burns Turkey on Thanksgiving Day
"When Americans burn a turkey on this day, it's because they have gotten into the wine while the bird was in the oven. I burned Turkey with napalm today because I was 'pissed' in a different sense."
written by Vlad D.M. Paylaw, 28 November 2015
6,815 Americans die on Black Friday
Some 6,815 Americans died on Black Friday, which is the average daily number of deaths in the U.S. The difference: 6,754 of these deaths were blamed on crazy-ass shoppers trying to score a bargain.
written by Lyndon, 28 November 2015
Monsanto Claims Planet
MONSANTO food racketeers yesterday released genetically modified fish eggs into the Pacific. They now claim legal copyright on all the fish in all the oceans as well as all the crops on all lands.
written by Auntie Matter, 29 November 2015
Australian National News... Thursday
Prince Harry fell off his pony during a polo match in India. Luckily, no injuries were sustained. .... You think we are making it up, don't you?
written by Auntie Matter, 30 November 2015
Now We Know
The latest findings from Independent New Age Inquirer states that "not all psychiatrists are nuts. Some can function surprisingly well in normal society."
written by Auntie Matter, 30 November 2015
