Brady Leaks Another Detail on the Deflated Ball Controversy
Patriots QB told the press he is contractually obligated to use deflated balls. See,any air let out of game balls is quickly injected into Brady's personal balls, so he gets a 'float' on field'n'bed.
written by Trinculoman, 07 May 2015
This Insult Won't Work
Given the genius and utility of the reproductive system of a flower, is there any point in telling a flower to go fuck itself?
written by Matt Birkenhauer, 07 May 2015
Man Prints 3D Gun, Shoots 4D Wife!
A man in Boston purchased a new 3D printer, and pressed the buttons for a small handgun and one bullet.
"Harold, you've been in the damn basement all day!" were the last words his wife ever said.
written by Paul Blake, 07 May 2015
