Eurovision is best All - Europe Song Contest.
But that's not saying much
written by Ella Davide, 06 June 2015
Paris Flu Epidemic Claims 200,000 Victim
The Parisian flu epidemic continues, despite promises from experts that it would be gone before spring. "The city is now depopulated," said the Mayor. Bodies continue to pile up on the streets.
written by Don Grapper, 06 June 2015
Japanese Prime Minister Apologizes For Bombing Raid On US Base
Japan apologized today for an "inadvertent" bombing raid on a US military base on the island of Okinawa. The raid killed over 3,000 American soldiers as they slept. Many civilians died too.
written by Don Grapper, 06 June 2015
Skyscraper Collapses, Crushing Thousands
A Minneapolis skyscraper collapsed today and crushed as many as 4,000 people to death. The building owners apologized for the mishap and vowed it won't happen again.
written by Don Grapper, 06 June 2015
Rebels Seize Shithole
Armed Rebels Waltzed Into An Obscure Shithole Somewhere South of The Equator Yesterday And Took Power Easily.
written by Don Grapper, 06 June 2015
