Hillary Clinton, "Chaffee's Metric System Idea Will Ruin Porn Dialogue"
Hillary Clinton mocked Lincoln Chaffee's metric system idea by asking Porn insiders to imagine male characters telling "bitches to suck their 65 centimeter long dicks."
"Sounds stupid," she said.
written by Don Grapper, 05 June 2015
Biggest Money Spinner of Them All
At the Annual Business Convention of Advertisers held in London it was officially declared that the biggest money spinner of them all is LOW SELF-ESTEEM.
written by Auntie Matter, 05 June 2015
Disastrous Cybersecurity Breach is Reported to the Emperor
Barack I heard news about the cybersecurity breach while ensconced in the royal hot tub. After hearing the report, he burped and asked his tub mate, Queen of Sheba-Susan Rice, to peal him a grape.
written by Trinculoman, 05 June 2015
