Supreme Court Will Issue Definitive Decision Next Tuesday
At end of 2015 term US Supreme Court will issue its most definitive decision to date,mandating that all in US must now be GAY.Activists celebrate,while religious adherents prep for guerilla warfare.
written by Trinculoman, 28 June 2015
Divorcee Cuts Everything In Half!
Shitsville, Arkansas - An angry man took every possession him and his ex-wife had, and cut it in half - including Flopsy, the Shih-Tzu. "What-? said Ronny to the judge, "I gave the bitch both halves!"
written by Paul Blake, 28 June 2015
US Celebrates Peace On July 4th
In a historic reconciliatory humanitarian gesture the United States will release all terrorists from secret prisons so they can enjoy 4th of July activities, particularly making pyrotechnical devices.
written by Dick Sheerer, 28 June 2015
Gay Marriage Law Prevails In Supreme Court
Heterosexual Americans are outraged at the controversial verdict handed down from the high court legalizing gay marriages. The ruling outlaws all marriages between men and women unless they are gay.
written by Dick Sheerer, 28 June 2015
