One Direction - Arrested and Severely Beaten
Pop Band One Direction was pulled over by Miami police for going the wrong way down a one-way street. When they tried to explain, the confused officer, who hates pop music, started clubbing.
written by Paul Blake, 11 June 2015
Pro Sports Comes Out Of The Closet
The 3 biggest sports leagues issued a joint press release announcing that baseball, football, and basketball are homosexual athletic activities. So their male ban against women players will continue.
written by Dick Sheerer, 11 June 2015
Mount Kinabalu tourists arrested for public indecency
Four naked tourists were arrested atop Mount Kinabalu. Some locals say the tourists' nudity angered a mountain spirit, who caused an earthquake, but police say they were arrested for "gross ugliness."
written by Gee Pee, 11 June 2015
