Tall Man With Big Dick Doinks Thin Waisted Broad With Huge Tits
In a move that surprised no one, a tall man with a big wang humped a dumb girl with a thin waist and big tits in the parking lot just outside a club in Phoenix, Arizona at around 11:30 pm last night.
written by Don Grapper, 08 July 2015
San Diego Zoo Officials Apologize For Releasing Lions And Gorillas
San Diego Zoo officials apologized today for letting lions and gorillas roam free during business hours. The lions killed over 100 people. The gorillas left the zoo entirely and are still at large.
written by Don Grapper, 08 July 2015
Croatian President Apologizes To Stripper's Father
The President of Croatia today called the father of a stripper he strangled at a Best Western in Zagreb and apologized for killing her. The father was not at home, so the President left a voicemail.
written by Don Grapper, 08 July 2015
U.S. - Iran Nuclear Talks Stalled So John Kerry Can Take A Massive Shit
Talks between the US and Iran in Paris broke off early today after US Secretary of State John Kerry told those in attendance that he had to "take a huge shit." Talks will resume sometime tomorrow.
written by Don Grapper, 08 July 2015
Media Critics - Clinton CNN Interview "A Bomb"
Commentators at most news outlets are saying that Hillary Clinton's first interview as a Presidential candidate on CNN was tantamount to "her taking a massive shit on live television."
written by Don Grapper, 08 July 2015
Trump's Original Birth Certificate Found
While rummaging through the archives in the basement of the New York City Department of Public Health, an anonymous file clerk discovered the authentic certificate of birth for one Donald T. Rump.
written by Dick Sheerer, 08 July 2015
Trump Gives Rousing Campaign Speach
Donald Trump, the multi-billionaire slumlord known for his unsightly hair style, gave a speech screaming in a fit of rage about all the Mexican immigrant rapists and murderers working at his hotels.
written by Dick Sheerer, 08 July 2015
