Illegal Immigrant Hammers Woman To Death In Minneapolis Park
An American graduate student called "mediocre" by her faculty adviser died today from a cardiac episode following multiple orgasms sustained while being pumped hard by Juan Chavez, an illegal alien.
written by Don Grapper, 11 July 2015
Dickless Greek Parliamentarians Cave In To German Bankers Whose Grandfathers Were Most Likely Nazis
Just days after a resounding referendum in which Greek citizens rejected austerity terms proposed by Germany, the Greek parliament cut their dicks and balls off, then voted to accept those same terms.
written by Don Grapper, 11 July 2015
New God In Town
A nondescript suburban neighborhood with both electricity and running water, buzzed with curiosity as gossip spread rumors about a new god in town, then NRA members quickly shot the stranger to death.
written by Dick Sheerer, 11 July 2015
Huge Blast Kills Tourist In Downtown St. Louis
St. Louis - An elderly tourist visiting St. Louis with her husband died yesterday from a heart attack after witnessing an area man unleashing a massive load while abusing himself on a park bench.
written by Don Grapper, 11 July 2015
Stewart & Colbert New Hosts On FOX
To comply with FOX's policy of "Fair and Balanced" commentary, Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert both agreed to be fair to each other and share an equal balance of time for the same type of commentary.
written by Dick Sheerer, 11 July 2015
