Raynair Boss sorry for past rudeness
'Calling them idiots is rude. If you were one of the idiots I referred to, please get in touch', he said
written by Ella Davide, 20 January 2015
'3 children per family is ideal', says Pope
'I certainly can't afford any more than that', he added
written by Ella Davide, 20 January 2015
The Sun Drops Page 3
The Sun will no longer feature topless ladies lying about their age on page 3 due to a cultural shift. Instead it will focus on sightings of Hitler and Alien Abductions
written by D Agnew, 20 January 2015
Christ On A Bike
Rehearsing for the Easter "Passion Plays" in York, Jesus has been spotted riding a bicycle with a "stage prop" cross on his back this week. "I've put a stone on this Xmas, I've lost 8lbs" he said.
written by Auntie Jean, 20 January 2015
Miracles Now Banned Under Health And Safety Rules
Miracles, which have been becoming more and more spectacular to compete with X-Box and PS3 graphics have been banned under new E.U. regulations. After 3 lightning deaths, a halt was called yesterday.
written by Auntie Jean, 20 January 2015
Yorkshire Sculpture Deciphered By Prince Charles
A puzzling Yorkshire sculpture by Henry Moore resembling an enormous distorted arse with a naked woman emerging from it, is a woman who is up her own arse, Prince Charles told "Which Sculpture" today.
written by Auntie Jean, 20 January 2015
