The dilemma facing Wall Street: will Chicken Selects save McDonald's?
Long trail of puke from the restaurant to the sidewalk says pretty much 'NO'
written by queen mudder, 20 February 2015
India insists Mexican Bean tree planted by Obama is not dead
Brit satirists send Barack Obama a DVD of Monty Python's Dead Parrot sketch
written by queen mudder, 20 February 2015
Canadian MP's pants are too tight!
Pat Martin, Canadian MP, rushed out of a critical debate because his pants were too tight! He bought them at a renowned discounter called L++l and L++l never sell fart proof products, cheapskate!
written by unknown
$2.5 million Lottery Winner Vows Major Life Change
Sacramento, CA - Lottery Winner Charlene Gomez vows to finally stop "sucking so much Greyhound Waiting Room Dick," now that she has "millions," with which she can pursue other, more expensive hobbies.
written by Don Grapper, 20 February 2015
Albuquerque Magician Chased Off Ramada Inn Stage For "Obscene Act"
Police say a New Mexico magician was nearly lynched after he borrowed an audience member's spider monkey and had it juggle six martini olives while perched on the tip of his stiff, but bouncing, dick.
written by Don Grapper, 20 February 2015
