21-year old Sleeps Thru Planet Pluto Breakthrough
A 21-year old man just woke up after a month of sleeping. "Yo, that mudderfuckin' dog keeps popping up everywhere. What's he so famous for?"
written by Joanie Chevalier, 12 August 2015
Thank heavens there's not another K in KK!
Kim Kardashian is missing a K and if she had another one that would be real news, but sadly she only has a Big B and 2 huge BB's and her dad is jealous!
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Donald Trump says 'diamonds are a girl's best friend' -
"Whenever I have lady problems, I go right to the jeweler and buy diamonds. Even though Megyn Kelly's married, I should've bought her a rock. Dag nab! Now I want to throw one at her!"
written by Samuel Vargo, 12 August 2015
Donald Trump's ratings go higher with every insane rant & insult -
"I never knew politics was so much fun. I can hardly wait to get to the White House, walk into the kitchen, and yell at the kitchen staff - 'You're fired!'"
written by Samuel Vargo, 12 August 2015
Donald Trump insists his hair is real and not a toupe' -
"It's mine, it's all mine...My parents left me with really great hair roots and a quarter of a gawdzillion buckeroos. I've galvanized their money and it went right to my head!"
written by Samuel Vargo, 12 August 2015
The Republican Party hates Donald Trump -
And the feeling's mutual. The wannabes and hacks have been trumped by a real blabbermouth with the spine of a coast-to-coast railroad! It's not the caboose, but the engine that'll run you over.
written by Samuel Vargo, 12 August 2015
Megyn Kelly is very upset with Donald Trump's debate reactions --
Now, now, cupcake...Did you really expect The Donald to be suave and debonair when you acted like a witch on wheels? Do filthy rich guys or Fox blabbermouths get their wealth from such attributes?
written by Samuel Vargo, 12 August 2015
Donald Trump says "Puerto Ricans are his least favorite Mexicans" -
And he still insists he'll win the Hispanic vote. Even if you covered that mop with a sombrero until voting day, you won't get one Latino vote, gringo!
written by Samuel Vargo, 12 August 2015
Will Donald Trump run as an Independent?
Maybe. Maybe not. At this point, even the Independents (there's not really such a party, is there?) just want him to go away. Mars would be good. Uranus better.
written by Samuel Vargo, 12 August 2015
